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While the headline of this week's discourse may  appear  sensational, anyone with half-senility knows that  President Buhari retains his mandate till May 29,  2019,  I assure my readers that I have not sacrificed my  won't  of circumspection, sobriety, and rigor in my  interrogation of social phenomena on the altar of  satire. I am conscious that giving in to the temptation  to reduce serious matters to caricature will curry more  social media engagements from our kin seeking  comedic reliefs from the ongoing assault at fueling  stations but is sure to deflect from the message that I  aim to convey. I will quickly shut down the grandiose  conspiratorial delusions of the fanatical IPOB foot  soldiers whose demigod, Kanu, first concocted the  fable of a theatric clone of President Buhari, Jubril  from Sudan, as the ne...

Did you recall the Iranian lady who did more than 50 surgery in an  endeavor to look like Angelina Jolie, but actually ended up looking more like the Corpse Bride? Yeah, turned out it was all a fake anyway. Shocker. Sahar Tabar currently posted next to each other pictures of herself, all things considered, versus herself as ‘Angelina’, having affirmed that she never needed to resemble the A-lister and was simply messing  around for the sake of entertainment The Instagram sensation said that she used clever makeup and retouched her photos to create the extreme look, and never actually planned to look like Angelina. She made headlines all over the world with her photos, which show her with a gaunt face, pale blue eyes, weirdly upturned nose and huge lips. She was also reported to weigh only 88lbs in an attempt to replicate Angelina’s thin frame. However, she used a mixture of make-up and Photoshop to create the images...

Currently, there is a great discomfort in the Baltic families, in the Irawo town, Atisbo State, in the state of Salt, as well as the herdsmen herded one of their children. Wale Baborla, rename her son, who was dropped on Wednesday, Wuesidee, last week. Our correspondent learned that the road to Alenibare from Iraq was killed by about 10 million Fulani, and killed. Her mistress was Wale Big, who was formerly kidnapping her husband and bought his wife in Alenibare, about 50 miles [50 km] away from Iraq. One of the suspects accused him of saying that as soon as the boy was leaving his wife, the Fulani were getting out of bed, and the six others were kidnapped, and there they got money, phone and all their assets. We found that where Wale bowed down they had been pulled up and taken into the bush, and there they shot at him, and they fled. The chairman of the Iraqi Development Bank, Mr Ibraheem Ajayi, told the reporter that one of the suspected members had been on the phone, and immedi...

The Patrick Osemujoye, living in the village of Yaba, has been shot down by a rocky base in Ondo State, where they have been looted. According to the details of the owner, Esther Akinos, gave us a three-day supply of this dog. Tomorrow, Hurry, you go across the town of Yaba, suddenly find your lost dog if someone ties your neck, and then breaks it. When the dog saw her grocery nearby she started to clean her, and then she was sure to have her dog thrown down. He was accused by a man named Idowu Adegoke, who said he was not a dog and was thrown down. Some people went to Yaba and reported the matter to the police, and they were not there for a long time. Immediately Patrick found the police confessing he was kidnapping the dog, and that Tuesday, Wuresidee, was kidnapped while he was leaving work. He was released after being kidnapped and sold for a man named Heber, who was staying close to him. And the buyer, and the buyer of the police, did not go there, and there they were all the...

According to the presenter, three state executive members of the drivers’ union later came to witness the mobbing Last Thursday afternoon was a period of enduring assault on Babatunde Bamigboye (Omo Edema) and members of his team as members of the Ondo state NURTW from Ilesa/Osogbo/Ibadan motor park at Roadblock Akure descended heavily on them and beat them to stupor. It was gathered that a woman simply identified as Oluwatayo had come to narrate to the presenter how she was hypnotised and probably kidnapped from a vehicle she boarded from the park on Friday November 2, 2018. The woman, who claimed to be a civil servant in the state, said she went to the park and boarded vehicle going to Ilesa in Osun State, but later found herself in hypnosis in Osogbo around 9pm in the evening of the same day. She said she came to her senses seeing herself on the ground with her arm bag by her side. She added that she was taken to the police station by the good people of the area where she foun...

Wizkid Allegedly Buys N101m Lamborghini Urus Nigerian pop star, Wizkid Ayo Balogun, has reportedly acquired a new Lamborghini Urus which is said to be worth almost $280,000 (N101 Million). The pop star was seen in a video on his Instagram page sampling the car. Wizkid recently released his video for `Fever’, which broke the internet and recorded over two million views in less than 48 hours. He joined the list of highest paid artists in the world following his performance at a royal wedding at one of the world’s top private residences, Umaid Bhawan Palace in India. He was reported to have been paid 50 million Rupees $681,200, (N245.9 million) to give a live performance, and he got Indians dancing to his “Soco’’, “Fake Love’’ and more at the wedding. Wizkid achieved international recognition following his collaboration with Drake on the global hit, “One Dance”, which reached number one in 15 countries, including the US, UK, Canada and Australia. He was ranked fifth on Forbes and ...

The photo of this female corp member is causing quite a stir on social media for an obvious reason – taking a harmless selfie while she’s in her NYSC uniform, her shirt didn’t seem to fit her perfectly and it’s all thanks to her ample bosoms. The quite lovely lady has everyone talking about her after she shared the selfie on social media and some even made a joke out the inscription on her shirt directly on her bosoms “ connecting naija youths “ Indeed, what she has on her chest literally can connect lots and lots of Nigerian youths 😂😂😂

Taju went viral when an  hilarious video clip of him struggling to speak English  emerged on the internet after which Funke Akindele volunteered to take the kid into her care and has proven to do a wonderful job with the kid already - transforming him within the space of few months - see new photos of Taju below: -                    A couple of months ago the video of TAJU a little boy from Ibadan, Oyo state went viral on instagram courtesy @aycomedian I reached out and told him that I would like to meet TAJU. @funmiawelewa brought him to me and I fell in love with his intelligence and vibrance. I thought about how TAJU would have better care alongside a secure future and the best thing to do was hand him over to his state government, so I reached out to Her excellency Mrs Florence Ajimobi the First Lady of Oyo state and founder , Access Basic Care Medical Foundation @accessbasiccare through my darling @abi_kd I'm...

Wizkid Allegedly Buys N101m Lamborghini Urus Nigerian pop star, Wizkid Ayo Balogun, has reportedly acquired a new Lamborghini Urus which is said to be worth almost $280,000 (N101 Million). The pop star was seen in a video on his Instagram page sampling the car. Wizkid recently released his video for `Fever’, which broke the internet and recorded over two million views in less than 48 hours. He joined the list of highest paid artists in the world following his performance at a royal wedding at one of the world’s top private residences, Umaid Bhawan Palace in India. He was reported to have been paid 50 million Rupees $681,200, (N245.9 million) to give a live performance, and he got Indians dancing to his “Soco’’, “Fake Love’’ and more at the wedding. Wizkid achieved international recognition following his collaboration with Drake on the global hit, “One Dance”, which reached number one in 15 countries, including the US, UK, Canada and Australia. He was ranked fifth on Forbes and ...

. Sad news for Nigeria football as a who as a 23-year old Nigerian footballer, named Ekundayo Ebenezer  Mawoyeka died after suffering a heart attack during a Saturday match in Turkey The young striker who plays for Sarayköyspor in the Super Amateur League collapsed in the 35th minute of  the game against Yeilköyspor at the Servergazi  Stadium and was rushed to the Servergazi State  Hospital where he was confirmed dead. According to Turkish website,Haberturk, the match  was abandoned due to the incident. Denizli Amateur  Sports Clubs Federation President Feyyaz Ceen, said in  a statement, that the club is sad about what had  happened

Mr Eazi has reveled that his friend, DJ  cuppy didn't formally introduce him to  her sister Temi otedola before they got  intimate In an interview posted on Tunde Ednut's Instagram page, the singer said he met Temi  » when her sister, DJ Cuppy, who is his friend invited him for one of her numerous events in London, United Kingdom. He further said they were left at the same table and got talking » after DJ Cuppy left the table for the stage to perform. He said, " I met Temi in London. It was an event, her sister invited me for an event. Her sister was playing at the event, somewhere in Nightbridge and she said, oh come out come out, follow me to this event, so I followed her to the event and then she was deejaying and all of a sudden it was just me and Temi sitting down and just watching her." However, Eazi » said the celebrity Disc Jockey didn't, at any point, formally introduce Temi as his her sister or him as a friend. " Not really, she...

Whether you are active on social media or not, you should have seen the word ‘Stew’ making rounds by now. You’re probably wondering where this trending slang came from. Guys, we have Wizkid to blame for this! He started off tweeting about soon coming ‘ stew ‘ earlier this month. And in this case, his tweet was all about his first 2018 singles “Fever” and “Master Groove”  . Friday!! New stew  — Wizkid (@wizkidayo)  October 9, 2018 Next, he tweeted this in the days leading up to  the video release for “Fever”  and he sure did serve up some  Peppery  stew. Fever Video! Monday Stew — Wizkid (@wizkidayo)  October 11, 2018 Now with Nigerians, it is pretty easy to get everyone talking about something especially if it’s from a celebrity as big as Wizkid or Tiwa Savage. Tiwa Savage’s cameo in the Fever video with Wizkid was the moment that finally made everyone catch up on to Wizkid’s slang.